when you’re one of the skinny bitches in the club and Anaconda comes on but you don’t give a fuck
"i don’t like one direction. they’re so gay," i say. my fellow single heterosexual bros erupt in applause. i receive 50 Man points and level up to become the Manliest of Men. i’m so original and creative. what a sick burn.
The saddest things in the world:
-people forgotten on their birthdays
-old people eating alone
-animals left behind by their humans