One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
me whenever i drink something from a wine glass
I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life.
There were these 12 year old boys hanging around. As I got my food and left they were all checking me out like little prepubescent lemurs and one of them said “Can I get your number?” And I turned around and said “Why, you need a babysitter?”